Friday, August 8, 2008

.thanks for boobs.
.
when one of my nephews -who will
remain unnamed- was three he
loved touching boobs. eventually
my sister decided he was getting
a little bit old to be touching boobs.
so she told him it had to stop
and he cried:
"but I like boobs"
"because they're squishy"
we all like boobs don't we?
so because we couldn't
get a raffle licence:
This will just remain
an ode to boobs, their owners
and everybody else who
appreciates them.
-silly raffle licences-
boobsboobs

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that was the best lead-up story to a plug for a charity event i have ever read. well done. ever thought about going into marketing? maybe for breast milks?